What She Wrote

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:35 +0100

shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:20:51 +0100

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:30:46 +0100

"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:14:51 +0100

“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.”

- Naguib Mahfouz (via thatkindofwoman)

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:07:44 +0100

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

avelines-butt: i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:01:02 +0100

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:43:31 +0100

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:42:28 +0100

carey mulligan for vogue

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:41:01 +0100

carey mulligan for vogue

edmundcorcoran: in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:38:45 +0100

edmundcorcoran:

in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?

I once dated a writer and

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:59:41 +0100

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

epic-lee: THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:36:56 +0100

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:47:33 +0100

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:47:05 +0100

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:45:43 +0100

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:34:34 +0100

Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:04:18 +0100

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:57:08 +0100

"Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:18:05 +0100

“Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.”

- Carl Jung (via perfect)

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:53:52 +0100